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Apne Boss Ki Private Randi

Hi friends apke land aur chut ko mera salam mera name Disha hai. Mera figure 34-28-36 hai aur mai bahot hi khubsurat aur gori hu koi bhi muje ek bar dekh le to land ka pani nikal jata hai. desi girls sex meri chudai Mai MBA khatam karne ke baad ek job dhundh rahi thi aur muje ek bahot hi badi company mai job mil gai achhi salery thi jab maine join kiya tab garmiya chal rahi thi sab kuchh achha chal raha tha.

Whatsapp Status {*2017 FRESH*} Coolest Whatsapp Status Quotes!

1. I look at people sometimes and think... Really??? That’s the sperm that won. 2. When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often. 3. I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.

Sardar Ke Chutkule in Hindi

(1) Bahut Pareshan Halat me Santa Apne Dost Banta ke Ghar Gaya. Banta: kya hua itna Pareshan kyo hai? Santa: kya Batau Yaar, Meri Patni Kitna Juth bolti hai.

Non-Veg 2

Ek Bar Ek Bandar Ne Insaan Se Puchha...  "Tum Me Aur Mujh Me Kya Fark Hai ?..  Insaan Bola; Tum Daal Par Uchhalte Ho..  Hum Daal Kar Uchhalte Hain.

Non Veg Jokes

1 Pinjrey Me 50 Bandaria Or 1 Bandar Chhoda Gaya ,   Or Elaan Hua K Jo 1 Minute Me Bandar Ko Pehchan Kar   Pakad Le Ga Usey $10,000 Milenge ,   1st : Obama Gaya Par Fail Ho Gaya ,   2nd : George Bush Gaya Lekin Nakaam Raha ,   3rd : Sharad Pawar Gaya Or 10 Secnd Me Bandar Le Aaya ,   Sab Ne Hairan Ho Kar Poocha Aap Ne Kaisey Pata Kiya ,?   Pawar : Mai Pinjrey Me Gaya Or Maine Sab Se Kaha,   Me Ek Imaandar Shakhs Hoon To Sirf Ek Ne Kaha."   LAUDA MERA….