Sardar Ke Chutkule in Hindi
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Bahut Pareshan Halat me Santa Apne Dost Banta ke Ghar Gaya.
Banta: kya hua itna Pareshan kyo hai?
B: Tujhe Kaise pata?
S: Parso meine use phone karke puchha kaha hai, to kaheti hai Me apni Behen ke sath hu.
B: to hogi naa.
S: Kaise hogi Yaar, uski Behen ke sath to Mein tha.
(2)
Santa: ‘Ek Kunwari Ladki Niche Khadi Hai’ Ko English me Kis Tarah kahoge?
Banta: Boss, Malum Nahi..
Santa: Are Bewakoof Itna bhi Nahi Jantey ‘Miss Under Standing’ (Misunderstanding)
(3)
Santa: Hathi aur Ganne me kaise Fark kiya ja sakta hai?
Banta: utha ke dekhiye, uth jaye to Ganna nahi to Hathi!
(4)
Banta: Tum Khane se Pehle Kele ko Chhilte nahi ho??
Santa: kya Jarurat hai! Mujhe Pata he bhitar kya hai.
(5)
Santa: tumhara Bavarchi Rasoi me Khana Pakate waqt Muh se Sitee kyu bajata raheta hai?
Banta: esa maine hi use kaha hai, kyuki isse mujhe pata chalta he ki wo Kitchen me kuch Kha nahi raha he.
(6)
Banta: Tu kaha paida hua tha??
Santa: hospital me.
Banta: kyo? Kya Bimaari thi Tujhe??
(7)
Santa Bhikhari se:
Bhikhari: Ek Rupeeya dena Baba, wo Dus Lakh dega.
Santa: Tu ek Rupeeya Mujhe dekar Dus Lakh Khud Collect kyo nahi karta!
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Santa Ne Nokia Ka Sabse Badi Screen Wala Phone Liya,
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Kyu?
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Qki Wo Dekhna Chahta Tha K Phone ‘ON’ Hone Par Kaun 2 Log Hath Milate Hai..
(9)
Santa Ek Din Electric Ki Dukaan Mein:
Do Fan Dena Ek Female Aur Ek Male.
Dukaandar: Fans Mein Female Aur Male Nahi Hota Hai!
Santa: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji
Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka..
(10)
Sardar Ko Sapne Aaya, Sapney Me Ek Ladki Ne Usko Chappal Mari,
3 Dino Tak Sardar Apne Bank Nahi Gaya,
Qki Bank Me Likha Tha..
‘Hum Aapke Sapney Ko Haqiqat Me Badalte Hai..’
(11)
Firangi,
"India Mein Sabse Zayda Baraf Kahan Padti Hai?"
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Smarts Answer By Our Santa
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Santa:
"8 P.M. Se Pehle Kashmir,8 P.M. Ke Baad Whiskey Ke Glass Mein!
(12)
Ek Interview Mein,
Interviewer: Scooter Kaise Chalta Hai?
Santa: DhhuuuurrrrrrrrRr………….
Interviewer Shouts: Stop It!!
Santa: Dhhuurrrr Dhupp Dhupp Dhupp Dhupp
(13)
Santa: Agar Nariyaal Ke Ped Pe Chad Jau To..
Engineering College Ki Ladkiya Dikh Jayegi.
Banta: Fir Hath Chhod Dena,
To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi.
(14)
Accident K Baad:
Driver- Maine Car Ki Headlight Chalu Kar K Bataya Tha Ki
Pahle Mujhe Nikalne Do
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Santa- Mene Bhi To Wiper Chala Kar Bataya Tha Ki
'Na Kake Na'
(15)
Banta: Aj Party Kis Khushi Me?
Santa: Meri Scooter Gum Ho Gayi
Banta: To..!!
Santa: Shukar Mano Me Us Par Nai Baitha Tha Warna Me B Kho Jata.
(8)
Santa Ne Nokia Ka Sabse Badi Screen Wala Phone Liya,
.
Kyu?
.
.
.
Qki Wo Dekhna Chahta Tha K Phone ‘ON’ Hone Par Kaun 2 Log Hath Milate Hai..
(9)
Santa Ek Din Electric Ki Dukaan Mein:
Do Fan Dena Ek Female Aur Ek Male.
Dukaandar: Fans Mein Female Aur Male Nahi Hota Hai!
Santa: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji
Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka..
(10)
Sardar Ko Sapne Aaya, Sapney Me Ek Ladki Ne Usko Chappal Mari,
3 Dino Tak Sardar Apne Bank Nahi Gaya,
Qki Bank Me Likha Tha..
‘Hum Aapke Sapney Ko Haqiqat Me Badalte Hai..’
Best Sardar Jokes Ever in English
(11)
Firangi,
"India Mein Sabse Zayda Baraf Kahan Padti Hai?"
.
.
.
Smarts Answer By Our Santa
.
.
.
Santa:
"8 P.M. Se Pehle Kashmir,8 P.M. Ke Baad Whiskey Ke Glass Mein!
(12)
Ek Interview Mein,
Interviewer: Scooter Kaise Chalta Hai?
Santa: DhhuuuurrrrrrrrRr………….
Interviewer Shouts: Stop It!!
Santa: Dhhuurrrr Dhupp Dhupp Dhupp Dhupp
(13)
Santa: Agar Nariyaal Ke Ped Pe Chad Jau To..
Engineering College Ki Ladkiya Dikh Jayegi.
Banta: Fir Hath Chhod Dena,
To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi.
(14)
Accident K Baad:
Driver- Maine Car Ki Headlight Chalu Kar K Bataya Tha Ki
Pahle Mujhe Nikalne Do
.
.
.
.
.
.
Santa- Mene Bhi To Wiper Chala Kar Bataya Tha Ki
'Na Kake Na'
(15)
Banta: Aj Party Kis Khushi Me?
Santa: Meri Scooter Gum Ho Gayi
Banta: To..!!
Santa: Shukar Mano Me Us Par Nai Baitha Tha Warna Me B Kho Jata.
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